my dearest brother
you’ve always been there for me
now I'm here for you
to help you unwind and relax
and survive your retirement
over the past years
I've learned many things from you
thanks little brother
now I'll return the favor
by teaching you all you need to know
about a relaxing retirement
we laughed, cried and fought
as we grew up together
now you're retiring
time to relax big brother
free advice from your sister
you're my favorite brother
I mean person to tease
your retirement gives you
more time and opportunities
to be nice and heartily to me
what more could you desire
a brother like you
deserves a great retiremet party
with my special cocktail
I've called it "total relaxation"
enjoy it each day of your life
I won't throw a party
to celebrate your retirement
instead I'll give you
a pension survival course
so you'll learn how to relax